Saints @ Seahawks High powered offense vs. a bone crunching defense. Who wins this game? The Seahawks mascot. That’s right, one little known fact about the Seahawks is that they have a 13th man (12th obviously being their loudmouth fans). UPFL insiders tell me that they have been training Taima (thunder) the hawk all year…
Chiefs @ Colts: We nailed this one. Nuff said! Saints @ Eagles: Turns out the fairy we mentioned in our wild card prediction was simply a regular LSD user. That was our bad. Chargers @ Bengals: Once again we get the prediction right, proving The UPFL is the best in the business when it comes…
Chiefs @ Colts: Roger Goodell suspends the chiefs because their name is racist. Colts take this one by default. Chiefs 0 Colts 0 Saints @ Eagles: How it happens, I can’t really say. All we know is that the fairy has spoken. Eagles 41 Saints 30 Chargers @ Bengals: The Chargers, much like Philip River’s…
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